1...A little girl is arguing with her teacher about whether Jonah really was swallowed by a whale.
TEACHER:"A whale's throat is too small to swallow a human."
STUDENT: "But the Bible says so!" the girl is getting very tired of arguing. "Fine! When I go to heaven I'll ask him!"
TEACHER: "What if Jonah went to hell?"
STUDENT: "Then you ask him!!"
2... Q: how do you put an elephant in the fridge?
A:Open the door and put it in.
Q: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
A:Open the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in.
Q: All the animals are at a meeting and you want to go there too, but you have to cross through a forest where wild tigers and bears live. How do you get through without getting eaten alive?!?
A: All the animals are at the meeting including the tigers and bears.
Q:When you finally get to the meeting, one animal is missing. Which one is it?
A: The giraffe! He's still in the fridge!
WARNING: If you like George Bush, DO NOT READ THIS JOKE!
WARNING #2: I told you not to keep reading! Stop now!
3... George Bush is in an airport. He sees a man in a long white cloak and beard, a large stone in his hands. Bush is curiuos, and he asks the man, "Are you Moses? Are you Moses...? Exuse me, but are you Moses?" He continues to ask these questions, but the man dosn't answer, just starts to walk faster.
Finally, the white man spins around to face the president. His face is red with fury.
"Pa-LEASE!!! The last time I talked to a bush, I ended up in a desert for forty days!!!!"
4...George Bush is sitting at the breakfast table trying to put together a very complicated puzzle. He calls his wife over to help him: "Laura, could ya come help me with this tiger puzzle? It's real hard."
LAURA: >sighhh...< "George, put the Frosted Flakes back in the box and go back to bed."
