Open green boxes with plush catterpillar animal liners quickly.
Mel The Camelle
Hello, I am Mel the camelle. I am the most talented camelle that walks this filthy earth of stupidity. I am the grand camelle extraordinaire and genius. I have already finished calculating pi but I’m only allowed one measly page of this ridiculous website to post the importance of what I have to say so I won’t post that. I am the only smart being in the Milky Way so shut up if you think otherwise. I am the only good thing that has happened to this place except for the beautiful Mellè, my gorgeous girlfriend camelle, but I will talk about her another day. I am amazing and I can do a cartwheel. I can even read minds! I know what you’re thinking…..?!@#$%^&*(){:”*(^%$................You are thinking that I am a pointless bragging showoff (gasp!) and that I am taking up space in this website! How dare you! Well, I am done with your silly garbáge! I haven’t got all day! I must be going now. I’m off to the cafè for a cappuccino and then shopping at Wal de Mart and Targèt with Mellè.
Good day.
P.S.
Ah, well. Here are the first digits of pi since you asked: 3.14159265. But don’t you go thinking I’m a generous camelle because I’m not.
Yes, yes. That is Mellè and I in a taxi on our trip to the Taj Mahal.
